Thanks for choosing Obamacare!
All of this is too stupid to be stupidity. The healthcare crisis we were told was upon us five years ago has finally arrived. They are crashing this thing on purpose to instate single payer, nationalized, socialist, income redistributing healthcare. If they ever get their website working I wonder if they will have an online “blue book” that we can fill in the variables to get an instant appraisal.
68, male, elevated blood pressure, family history of cancer, NSA credit card analysis indicate a high percentage of fast foods and you just broke your leg. Sorry, but you only “scored” a 47 and 50 is required for life sustaining aid of any kind. For your convenience your data will be forwarded to the death benefits division where you will be able to select your coffin and flower arrangements. Thanks for choosing Obamacare!